People who use humour consistently about any topic are trying to hide some guilt in the past. By using humour, they are trying to lessen their guilt in that topic.
- Psychology 101

People who have a good grasp of psychology are more likely to have been diagnosed by a shrink before.
- Psychology 102 (retort directed at the above statement)

Finding humour in seemingly unimportant daily occurrences is the key to living a stress-free life.
- Spirituality 101

Finding awakenness in a sleepy morning is the key to classroom decorum.
- Classroom Etiquette 101

Sleeping in class with eyes open is winning half the battle; the rest is won by just not caring when you’re actually awake.
- Classroom Etiquette 102