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Driving in Mumbai

Or The Dummies Guide to Surviving Mumbai Traffic 1) Learn to use all the lanes – Your life is not one dimensional. Why should your driving be any different? Expand into adjacent dimensions and learn to use all the lanes. … Continue reading

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Another brick in the wall

We don’t need no faulty signals, We don’t need no greasy cops. Raindrops falling on the wind-screen, Potholes, leave those vehicles alone All in all you’re just another car in the jam All in all you’re just another car in … Continue reading

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The political circus

What a bunch of complete and utter idiots the current set of politicians in India are. One half of them shamelessly attacking a man and his followers who have set out to protest against corruption? And the other half pulling … Continue reading

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The power of correct pricing

Since economic liberalization in the 1990s, India has opened up its shores for many international brands which were previously driven out by nationalistic tendencies. In the last decade, this inflow has only increased. There is a deluge of international brands … Continue reading

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Onsite to offsite transition

When a female employee comes back from onsite, 10:00am. Female crowd gathers around the employee. Heyyyyyyyyyy, hiiiiiiiii, how are you? How was your trip? When did you come back? Was the flight on time? So, how was the weather? Heyy, … Continue reading

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Feng shui baba

My wife, after looking at my new found roundness in the stomach region, pointed to me and said Wife: He he, you look like the feng shui baba. Me: Look like who? Wife: You know the one with the big … Continue reading

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Should you drink coffee or tea?

The eternal battle between coffee and tea drinkers continues. Actually its not much of a battle. Both categories of drinkers are happy with their respective beverages and not too keen in exchanging their choice with the other. For what’s its … Continue reading

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Movies dubbed the wrong way

Google has been at the forefront of internet technology and has brought so many products and services free of charge to the general public that one wonders the level of geniuses sitting in its campuses. One such service which it … Continue reading

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My Six Word Memoir

Could have. Should have. Sure will. Background

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