Hypothesis: An unequivocal statement by a manager is an oxymoron.
Proof: I am a manager. I just made an unequivocal statement. So there is an apparent paradox. So putting aside the possibility of why the world didn’t disappear in a big flash of light due to this contradiction (which I would not have liked), there are two possibilities. Either the above hypothesis is not true, or I am not a manager.
Revised Hypothesis: An unequivocal statement by a manager may or may not be an oxymoron.
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