So the internet on my mobile has conked again. The fact that the internet has stopped working frustrates me less than the fact that I have to deal with a customer care executive to get the problem resolved. Every time I call customer care, they give me a different reason why the problem is happening. They will make me do random things on the phone. And in the end, the solution is always the same. “Sir, I will surely help you with the problem. You first need to switch off the device, remove the battery and sim-card. Then wait for 10 minutes and restart your mobile phone.” And just like that, the mobile phone will cure itself. Sorry boss, my smart-phone isn’t that smart. And neither are you.

PS. There is an analogy to the universal solution for the desktop computer. Minimize all windows, right click on the desktop and click Refresh a couple of time. That supposedly solves all the problems. Or if that doesn’t work, there is the good ol’ format command. Guaranteed to solve all your PC problems.