Here’s a simple test for the person who is claiming to be God. Give him a wildcard entry to Kaun Banega Crorepati. Let’s see if he clears the fastest finger first round. If he doesn’t let him go back to his job (if he still has it). If he does, at least the money will cure some of his delusion.
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Temporary solution (a.k.a. Hawa may Lolly-pop for this guy’s call centre inflicted chemical locha):
Declare him “Gawd”……so that he can be referred by people who write… “Oh my Gawd”.
ok dude….u are Gawd, get your dudette to be the Gawdess !!
New jurisdiction….any one can apply for this post….experience in managing worldly matters….preferably married, having 1000 kids (or more).
Can stop a train from crashing. Creativity in applicant will be a lookout.